{"id":1179,"date":"2018-05-22T11:18:55","date_gmt":"2018-05-22T05:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cordlifeindia.com\/blog\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2021-10-23T13:33:05","modified_gmt":"2021-10-23T08:03:05","slug":"epic-diaper-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cordlifeindia.com\/blog\/epic-diaper-failure\/","title":{"rendered":"My Epic Diaper Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<style>html { scroll-behavior: smooth; scroll-padding-top: 5em; .table_of_contents {margin: 25px 0; padding: 10px; background: #F2F5F7;} .table_of_contents a { text-decoration: none; }}<\/style><div class='table_of_contents'><h3>Table of Contents<\/h3><ul><\/ul><\/div>\n<p>Everybody poops. But babies have a special power, I guess. Well, that\u2019s the only thing that they can do, apart from eating of course, and we all did the same when we were babies too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m Aryan, a young father and a complete novice when it comes to handling babies. I was super thrilled when my daughter Asmi was born. I took her in my arms and she was the size of a soccer ball. I couldn\u2019t believe that Sanya (my wife) and I created such a beautiful thing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A couple of months passed, waking up in the middle of the night, sleeping during the day, eating scraps at home became a routine (well, when you have a baby, forget about a lavish spread for a meal at home). As well as Sanya was handling being a mother, I was barely able to manage getting around my duties as a father. And the deadliest of them was the diaper change. I heard and saw a lot of tales of dads failing miserably in diaper change but never thought it would be so disastrous for me. Here&#8217;s the horror story &#8211; 10:30 am on a Tuesday morning. Sanya was busy on her laptop in the study (yeah, awesome of her boss to allow her to work from home till Asmi was about a year old). She was preparing to give a product demo to a prospective client and I knew that it was time for me to step in as the nanny. Asmi usually wakes up at 10:30 am. So I was pacing along the bedroom waiting to hear her cry as she wakes up. Bingo! Asmi did not cry, she screamed&#8230;And I was shaking as though I had seen a ghost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I quickly went to her crib to pick her up and suddenly, my nose exploded! The stench was brutal. It could kill a rodent in a jiffy!! I put her on the bed and against all odds (my inner voice screaming to run) pulled her diaper out. The massacre was unbelievable. Poop all over. I had never seen so much poop in my life! I quickly disposed the dirty diaper, cleaned Asmi (all the time thinking that it will be over soon) and was about to put a fresh diaper, that I heard a sound, it was faint in the beginning but then the volcano erupted (this time a fart, and a really nasty one). All this while Asmi was in a jumpy mood, but the fart changed everything! 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